Therefore, I decided to join an anti-Zelink club. Just to wear my badge of anti-coupling proud.

To give you an idea of how much I hate Zelink, well, there's an anti-Ilia club that I almost joined, but didn't, because, well, I was reluctant to join an "anti-character" club of any kind, on principle. Plus, I didn't hate Ilia that much (I hated her enough to have Veran kill her, though...).

Seriously, though, are the Zelinkers who play TP playing the same game as the rest of us? I still have doubts that Link will "settle" for Zelda after Midna, the one who accompanied him on all those adventures, the one who he hated at first, but learned to love (and, yes, as more than a friend), leaves most likely permanently. And Zelda especially would not and should not settle for a man whose one true love is beyond the veil.

Least, that's what I think.

Although, I guess the real reason is because they never adequately explore it in the games for me, yet it seems like every fan in the series expects me to just "know"...yeah, let's go with that .

And, no, I do not actually punch Zelinkers in the face ...I just punch bad fanfics!

(Hmm, could that possibly be interpreted as a hint that I intend to do an MST of sorts? Crap, now I have to do that, huh? File that under...Idea #472...I think I'm still on number...6 ? Oh dear, what have I gotten myself into...*sigh*...)

Clubs: (duh!)

Sheik gender debate rant (if you haven't read it, please, PLEASE read!): [link] (and Sheik !)